A VOTE FOR GOP/TEA PARTY = INSANITY

MDS — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 22:08:52 +0000

Anyone who would cast a vote for a GOP/Tea Party candidate is not only certifiably insane, they are certifiably CRIMINALLY insane.

On Michael Gerson and Writhing Eels

MDS — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:40:21 +0000

I dropped into another Michael Gerson column today spewing misinformation about health care reform. He opens the POS with a question, “who can predict where a writhing eel will land?”

It dawned on me that I know the answer: inevitably, they land on the Washington Post editorial page.

John McCain IS Elmer Fudd

MDS — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:38:05 +0000

Did you catch Senator John McCain (R-Cartoonville) at the health care “summit” with the President the other day?

I swear, his impersonation of Elmer Fudd has gotten so good that he has BECOME the former Looney Tunes superstar, bless his little jumping up and down self.

Agitated and petulant and sputtering, he took aim at the President twice, with the same results the character he embodies had with his nemesis Bugs Bunny.

That wascally Obama outwitted him both times.

Is Tim Dead Now & Forever?

MDS — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:12:40 +0000

Juanita Colburn Swindle. My mother. A sweeter, more understanding mother you could not have ordered up. Luckiest luck of the draw of my goddamn life.

Juanita shed this mortal coil a few years back. A few years before that, she gave me one of those angel coins that were a bit of a rage with Christians then, like a quarter melted down and quick-stamped with a pedestrian angel image.

Hey, it was silver, and my mother wanted me to have it.

I carried it in my pocket at all times. While Juanita was still with us, after she went on home.

Then I lost the fucking thing during a drunken cocaine binge in mexico city.

A: It hurt my heart that I lost that piece of silver.

B: The manner in which I lost it hurt my heart more than losing it.

C: Well, there you go.

So, you might be axing yourself about now, if you were out there at all (and let’s pretend you are), “Is Tim fucking dead now and forever or what, sweet Jesus!”

No, he ain’t fookin’ dead. He fookin’ DISHEARTENED. He melancholy and sad.

Joe Lieberman Is A Lying Dog

MDS — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:59:38 +0000

Life-long Insurance Bagman Joe Lieberman’s tactics to kill “health care reform” have beyond a shadow of doubt shown him to be a sanctimonious, hypocritical lying dog.

He dwells down with the snake feces at the bottom of the wagon rut.

BCS Bullshit

MDS — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:12:03 +0000

Here’s an idea: let Boise State play Alabama’s schedule next season and Alabama play Boise State’s and see who’s crybabying in December.

GOP Won’t Say “Nigger”

MDS — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:30:10 +0000

I couldn’t help but notice that Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), the Sloth of the Senate (I’ll leave it to Bigger Minds to posit how many toes he has), recently sent the Right Wing into a frenzy by equating their obstructionist tactics against”health care reform” to the “slow down” tactics of pro-slavery advocates.

“Beneath the Dignity of the Senate!,” bellowed Oklahoma senator Tom Coburn, a scurrilous lying dog who wouldn’t know dignity if it bit him on his ass.

And more! of the same! from the tubs of offal that pass for “conservatives.”

For these sorry bastards, I have two words: Southern Strategy.

Which Lee Atwater summed up as: “Just don’t say ‘nigger’.”

Obama Now Owns Afghan War

MDS — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:09:30 +0000

In sending 30,000 additional troops to Afghanistan, President Obama has decided to go on a Fool”s Errand.

I hope he finds some Fool’s Luck.

Feinstein Morphing Into Noonan!

MDS — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:12:14 +0000

I saw Senator Diane Feinstein on television recently, puffed up with self-importance, which was to be expected.

What alarmed me was that she seems to be morphing into Peggy Noonan, the most imperious of imperious gasbags.

This is not a good thing. For anybody.

So come on California voters. You know who she is married to. She has got to GO!

What Next For Senator Baucus?

MDS — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:46:20 +0000

That’s an easy one.

Get the bus warmed up and throw his sorry ass under it.