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On Michael Gerson and Writhing Eels

March 17th, 2010 · No Comments

I dropped into another Michael Gerson column today spewing misinformation about health care reform. He opens the POS with a question, “who can predict where a writhing eel will land?”

It dawned on me that I know the answer: inevitably, they land on the Washington Post editorial page… Continue reading

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John McCain IS Elmer Fudd

February 26th, 2010 · No Comments

Did you catch Senator John McCain (R-Cartoonville) at the health care “summit” with the President the other day?

I swear, his impersonation of Elmer Fudd has gotten so good that he has BECOME the former Looney Tunes superstar, bless his little jumping up and down self.

Agitated and petulant and sputtering, he took aim at the President twice, with the same results the character he embodies had with his nemesis Bugs Bunny.

That… Continue reading

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Is Tim Dead Now & Forever?

February 26th, 2010 · No Comments

Juanita Colburn Swindle.  My mother.  A sweeter, more understanding mother you could not have ordered up.  Luckiest luck of the draw of my goddamn life.

Juanita shed this mortal coil a few years back.  A few years before that, she gave me one of those angel coins that were a bit of a rage with Christians then, like a quarter melted down and quick-stamped with a pedestrian angel image.

Hey, it was… Continue reading

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Joe Lieberman Is A Lying Dog

December 14th, 2009 · No Comments

Life-long Insurance Bagman Joe Lieberman’s tactics to kill “health care reform” have beyond a shadow of doubt shown him to be a sanctimonious, hypocritical lying dog.

He dwells down with the snake feces at the bottom of the wagon rut… Continue reading

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BCS Bullshit

December 10th, 2009 · No Comments

Here’s an idea: let Boise State play Alabama’s schedule next season and Alabama play Boise State’s and see who’s crybabying in December… Continue reading

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GOP Won’t Say “Nigger”

December 9th, 2009 · No Comments

I couldn’t help but notice that Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), the Sloth of the Senate (I’ll leave it to Bigger Minds to posit how many toes he has),  recently sent the Right Wing into a frenzy by equating their obstructionist tactics against”health care reform” to the “slow down” tactics of pro-slavery advocates.

“Beneath the Dignity of the Senate!,” bellowed Oklahoma senator Tom Coburn, a scurrilous lying dog who wouldn’t know… Continue reading

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Obama Now Owns Afghan War

December 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

In sending 30,000 additional troops to Afghanistan, President Obama has decided to go on a Fool”s Errand.

I hope he finds some Fool’s Luck… Continue reading

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Feinstein Morphing Into Noonan!

October 30th, 2009 · No Comments

I saw Senator Diane Feinstein on television recently, puffed up with self-importance, which was to be expected.

What alarmed me was that she seems to be morphing into Peggy Noonan, the most imperious of imperious gasbags.

This is not a good thing.  For anybody.

So come on California voters.  You know who she is married to.  She has got to GO!… Continue reading

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What Next For Senator Baucus?

September 17th, 2009 · No Comments

That’s an easy one.

Get the bus warmed up and throw his sorry ass under it… Continue reading

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Memo To Rep. Michele Bachmann (R, MN)

August 14th, 2009 · No Comments

Hey Kooky, when does your son have to report to the re-education camp?… Continue reading

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